Findings:

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• B Battery
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• What do stars do? They shine.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Rape committed by women
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• The goggles, they do nothing
• My kisses, they do not fade
• Maxwell was certainly not surprised
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Cannibal Chickens do exist
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Why do we exist?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• I was adored once too
• She was too beautiful to be human
• According to the Turing Test, I do not exist
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It was the right thing to do.
• Ground rush
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• Now you do what they told ya
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• God was in the west too, at one time.
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• I was into them after they were hip
• It was better before they came
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• It was the least I could do
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Do aliens exist?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• It was all I could do not to cry
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• They say it's never too late
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Me too
• Too Short
• Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• Ten Reasons Why Reparations for Blacks are a Bad Idea for Blacks - and Racist Too
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• Jean-Claude Romand
• Too toni (user)
• All This and Bevin Too
• Star Trek makes time travel too easy
• and things we're all too young to know
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• I was once stranded on a desert island
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Do Her
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
• That Was The Year That Was
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• The first time I knew I was different
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• What did you do for your mother today?
• Odysseus was not lying
• What do you say to Michael Crichton?
• How America was mapped
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• A determination to do better than
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Why Do Birds Sing?
• Adam was a rough draft
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• DOS Devices
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Do you like me?
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• The sloe was lost in flower
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
• How to do a mouseover
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• How do you hear the water?
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• police line do not cross
• Card counter
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• What do pawns remember?
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• Do What You Will
• You can do anything
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• Manuel Francisco dos Santos
• Dr. Dos (user)
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• we do not give what we want to take
• Blue Cadet-3, Do You Connect?
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to disprove the possibility of global warming
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• you are free to do as we told you
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Strawberry Surprise
• Is it any surprise that the Almighty chose to strike at a town on the opposite side of the country?
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• They Flee From Me
• Prilosec
• Live Era '87-'93

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