Findings:

• They Might Be Giants
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• I Might Be Wrong
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Here Be The Giants Chapter 2
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They will not be named!
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• You might be a Washingtonian
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You might be a Michigander
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Your dog might be evil...
• Beware! This might be reality!
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• might be burned in at this point
• Frontiers are not easy, nor are they meant to be
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Adam fell that men might be
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Your god might be evil....
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Automobile tire pressure
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 3
• We must remember them or they cease to be.
• They knew what our pain would be.
• Here Be the Giants Chapter 1
• You might be a '90s kid if
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• The Ten Commandments revised
• play dumb
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• You might be a Mormon
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• Things never were what they used to be
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• you just might be evil
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• This walk in the woods might be as dangerous as unprotected sex
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• You might be a moogle...
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• The Department of They
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard

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