Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They're in prison, so they have to be horrible people, and don't deserve even the smallest courtesy"

• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• They don't know what they're missing
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• People don't flail when they die
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Type A blood
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• play dumb
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• So you don't have to
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• telling people what they don't need to know
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• People want what they cannot have
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• I don't want to be successful
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• So mote it be
• Things never were what they used to be
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• painting stars that have come to be
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• So you want to be evil
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• What the American people want politics to be
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They will not be named!
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I don't always want you to be nice
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• Come out of her, my people, that ye be not partakers of her sins, and that ye receive not of her plagues.
• You're too young to be so old
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• you have to be close to catch it
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You could be so delicious
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• don't be absurd (user)
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Don't be sad
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Don't Be Evil
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Be careful and don't fall down

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