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They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
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idea
)
by
CrashMercury
Sun Mar 18 2001 at 20:52:51
The
punchline
to a joke heard on
The Joke Show
.
A guy goes up to
Heaven
and just before he enters he sees
Satan
at the front. The people Satan touch go straight to
Hell
. Then he puts some others in a pile.
The guy gets
curious
, goes up to
Satan
and asks, "Why do you put those certain people aside?"
And Satan replies, "They're from
Seattle
and they're too wet to burn yet."
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