Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "They must be on crack"

• The Ten Commandments revised
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Must be a lesbian
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• They will not be named!
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Things never were what they used to be
• God must be deaf
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• They Might Be Giants
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Signs must be loud
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• The Mountain that Must be Climbed
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Surgeons must be very careful
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• Frankenstein Must Be Destroyed
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Tears must be shed to make room for the laughter
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• If it barks like a fish, it must be a duck
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• If It's Tuesday, This Must Be Belgium
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They must have faces
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• College football must be preserved
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Automobile tire pressure
• I must die or be better
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• play dumb
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• The Gods Must Be Crazy
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• She must be what cocaine is like
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Attention must be paid
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• must be joking (user)
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Why I torched the crack house
• offwidth crack
• Ten Crack Commandments
• If biology must teach about creation, should geography teach about a flat earth?
• We must destroy x10
• the world is gone, I must carry you
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• The Times They Are A-Changin'
• They want me for a focus group!
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• What They Did to Princess Paragon
• Using "they" in the singular
• To the Leaven'd Soil They Trod
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• A regiment of intellectual ghosts walks the streets of this working class city, casting dignity, reason, and courage into each soul they pass by
• And they Built the Kaba Nursery Rhyme
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• deep crack
• How to turn a crack house into a crack home
• hand crack
• You Must Learn
• Edith Keeler must die
• for this reason we must burn all art
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They said no
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• A Candy Colored Clown They Call The Sandman
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• They are building a fence around the sidewalk
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• our moonlight is silverfish swimming for sun-bred children. they dive off the porch, shirtless, bronze throats smiling with newborn gills.
• The day they started charging for music
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?

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