Findings:
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
- For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- Food and Drug Administration
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- I may or may not have been naked
- Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Front porch, what should have been said
- I have always been burning
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- trick or treat game
- Pure Food and Drug Act of 1906
- The tattoo phenomenon
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
- The way things have always been done
- These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
- I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Statement by Henry Olonga and Andy Flower
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- Deep Fried Foods in the Restaurant
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
- You have been in every line I have ever read
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Sugarman's Potted Meat Food Product
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
- I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
- Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- AES may have been broken
- I could have been one of a two
- Statement by the President on American Plane and Crew in China, 4/2/01
- Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
- Drug Related Terms: Adverse Effects or Reactions
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Why have there been no great women artists?
- I have just been shot
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate
- Autobiographical Statement: Indexed by Rivers
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- I've been duped by Satan!
- Swimming pool injury
- No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- These papers do not show what I have done
- I Hate Trick or Treat
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- I cannot be touched by any of this madness
- The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
- like any good glue, sanity cures in the heat of the sun
- I know I have been dreaming
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
- '95 Statement by an E.T. Presently Incarnate (Part 2)
- These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
- The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
- Phone books have never been this exciting!
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- Number of copyright infringing downloads prevented by ISP-blocking The Pirate Bay
- A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
- Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- I appear to have been misinformed
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Smite heathens or have a beer?
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- What Might Have Been
- Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
- Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
- Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
- Opening Statement on Campaign Finance Reform by Senator John McCain
- 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
- I can neither confirm or deny these charges
- These Boys Are Not Well Treated
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
- And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- should have been an artist not a software engineer
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Treat... or a trick?
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- I have made up a name for my disease
- The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
- Final moments lost to what should have been
- Could have beens, should have beens
- The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
- It must have rained or something
- A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
- A Tyler By Any Other Name
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- you have never been safe
- the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- by any means necessary
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- war trophies for people who have never been to war
- The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
- These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet
- Whose drugs are these?
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- A Jared by any other name
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Advice I have been given about girls
- We are the ones we have been waiting for
- Sensei's recipes
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- food is a drug
- Drugs Or Me
- any way, shape or form
- Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- The path we have been walking
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- Names have been changed
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Why some mammals have an aversion to water
- because I have given up any care
- You don't have any real problems
- What have you been smoking?
- you would have been
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
- We Have Always Been The Party Of No
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- By hook or by crook
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
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