Findings:

• haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
• Too many mes
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• A little child could never kill this clean
• How Prom nearly killed me
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• Too Many Puppies
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Too Many Daves
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• kill me (user)
• kill me now (user)
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• How many living things are there on earth?
• Error: Too many errors
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There is no real me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• College sucked for me too
• me too (user)
• If you could see me cry
• there are many mansions in my father's house
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• Please Kill Me
• Someone please kill me
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• It kills me to watch them go
• That which does not kill me...
• how my computer nearly killed me
• She kills me
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
• too many men on the ice
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
• Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• there are many ways to speak the truth
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• The letter inside of me is too long to write
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Me too
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• "me too" product
• It could have been me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Never Too Many Long Goodbyes
• Too many of my days are spent stuffing my cheeks with food and crash landing in the ocean.
• There are a million girls like me out there
• It Hurts Me Too
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Before you, there was me
• There is a panther stalks me down
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There was no one waiting for me...
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• There is more of me than you imagine
• "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
• Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Too Many Cooks
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Nothing could kill the Grimace
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• The Things She Could Forget, If I'd Forget Them Too
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Could you have danced with me?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• She says kill. I say how many.
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
• Too many cooks spoil the dish
• How airborne school nearly killed me.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• Too many lemons and not enough limes
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• Too many secrets
• I have too many clothes
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Everybody is in too many pieces
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• I know how many there are.
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• How many primes are there?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• too many of you fighting over nothing
• how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• too many words
• Many of our lowest priced attractions are right over there
• How many infinities are there?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me

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