• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There Will Be Blood
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• There will be time
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Where's the kaboom?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• There is some place I need to be
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Some things that fly there be
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Be a problematic duck over there
• There need to be more powers
• There can be only one
• On the comet there will be much pie
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• you had to be there
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• all the cute guys will be there
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There needs to be a man page for females
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• To do is to be
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
• Mariotte's law
• Son-of-Sam law
• Laws Regarding Epilepsy and Driving, By State
• homestead law
• Kepler's Laws
• Anti-smoking laws
• Hofstadter's Law
• Bode's Law
• Latin law expressions
• Computers, the Law and You
• James' Law
• Law of Eristic Escalation
• Wonko's Law of TV Rerun Likelihood
• Rayleigh-Jeans Law
• scaling law
• Community law
• Why the law should protect minorities
• The Prodigy: Their Law
• Obfuscated Law Contest
• There is no camel in this scene
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• There's nobody to blame
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• there (user)
• And Then There Were None
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• There's no replacement for displacement
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There's a girl in New York City who calls herself the human trampoline
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 2: Unfinished Business
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• campaign finance law
• Clarke's Laws
• Senseless Laws
• Divisions of Canadian Law
• The cartoon laws of physics
• Newton's Law of Gravitation
• Unconstitutional anti-nudity laws
• Cobbett's Law
• Langsam's laws
• Law merit badge

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