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• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• There will never be another you
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• There needs to be a man page for females
• The next life will be better
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• the world will be remade in our image
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I remember, there was one
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Could man be drunk for ever
• There Will Be Blood
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• One man's trash is another man's treasure
• one man's summer is another woman's winter
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• there will be a last
• One Life to Live
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• There will be time
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• There can be only one
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• There will be no more stories to read
• There is likely no one left who remembers
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• Ski piss
• all the cute guys will be there
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Who Will Be There
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• The man who lived at the end of the world
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There are no next lives
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What life after death will really be like
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Another being's life
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• The corporate existence as yet another a way of avoiding life
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• there is a level in the world beyond the physical
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• Into the World There Came a Soul Named Ida
• There is some goodness left in the World
• The venom of my hate will live beyond the span of this universe to infect the next
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• The Clock of the Long Now
• Will I be given that chance?
• They all lived happily ever after
• Be Here Now
• Long Now Foundation
• Even the dead will not be safe
• All that I am and ever want to be
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• long one (user)
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• One Node to Rule Them All
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• There is only ONE God
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter Two
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter ten
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If No One Will Love Me
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Life and How to Live It
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Long Life Noodle Company and Jook Joint
• don't be absurd_root (category)
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• One World
• Death is the saddest thing in the world, because life is the most beautiful
• One day we will burn
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• World At One
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• $50 will save your life
• OMAC, the One Man Army Corps
• Long Life Milk Tree
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• Don't you ever go to work?
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• How many cock rings does one man need?!
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Live one
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Looking for one thing, finding another
• One thing you don't want is a thaw
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• To live, success carries high price in our world
• A Date Which Will Live in Infamy
• Would you want to live there?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Another World Is Possible
• Secret World Live
• The "Bloody hell, not another one" London panamaus meet

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