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• You were the flying car we were promised
• I was promised flying cars
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : 200 years of Information
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We get too tense when we drive
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• Those men were vanishing
• You were here when I fell asleep
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• How to get hit by a car
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Welcome to 2002, the twenty-third year of the eighties
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Those who will not follow are doomed to lead
• Remembering all those years ago
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• when you were words
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• How the lack of flying cars is connected with the green fuzz between EDB's toes and the average annual rainfall in West Bulgaria
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When I get like this
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Life will get easier
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• The Boogie Man Will Get You
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• The bomber will always get through
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Car of the Year
• All Those Years Ago
• As if we were centuries late delivering on a promise.
• And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
• When We Were Kings
• You will know me by those colors, deep and bold, of the heart you never knew.
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• November 4, 1995
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• When Things Were Rotten
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When We Were Orphans
• When were the gospels written?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• 25 years of riding in cars with boys (A retrospective)
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• On flying cars and suppository furniture
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• When I get mad I throw harder
• five will get you ten
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• I'll get there when I get there
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• If I were Twenty-One I would get married
• When did the World get so old?
• Sonny gets Mad Scienced
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• How to avoid a car accident
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Wash Away Those Years
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• As the crow flies, or as the road winds, I promise you, I will arrive
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• imagine if helping those in need were a competitive team sport
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• When we were liars things were seamless
• When you were my baby
• It hurt when we were pruned
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• When We Were Mud
• When We Were Very Young
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• when we were children
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• my life in car years
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• 15 will get you 20
• those magnificent men in their flying machines
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Things to do when technology gets here
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• You will get yours
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• It will get better
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Stoned music memories
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• flying cars
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When I Get Low I Get High
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Getting wet in La Habana on New Year's eve
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Will nanotech destroy science fiction?
• I will do science to it
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• This isn't the future that science fiction promised
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• Those were the days
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?

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