Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
drink of choice All religions are not like Christianity Life's too short for mild salsa friend dripping Erotic nodes I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Indent .5, double space, okay. The two-variable theory of relationships Rhapsody boyfriend she does not know how much I need this January 3, 2003 Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. High school dance Dick Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not Bushiness human being BrevityQuest 2006 Blues Brothers 2000 The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny Whanaungatanga: Relationships February 27, 2009 You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Inlet Though really, I'm waiting for you. LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! Ruined lives of lesser girls Prometheus Rising God bulletproof Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form No Bad teenage poetry You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing Christianity in Korea Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out Prince good supportive shoes misogyny Real is not an absolute The Secret Language of Relationships Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Uzumaki Silent All These Years Life sucks, then you die Marriage Encounter Why Christianity never caught on in Japan Chicks in Chain Mail Deep England Realizations in relationships We were supposed to fall Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck I think I think too much Work like you don't need the money a total loss of control over her life What I do with my philosophy degree If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson