Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
Prometheus Rising Deep England If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson Erotic nodesa total loss of control over her life BrevityQuest 2006Christianity in Korea All religions are not like Christianity What I do with my philosophy degree I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, We were supposed to fall Work like you don't need the money February 27, 2009 The Secret Language of Relationships You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Dick January 3, 2003 Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck Life sucks, then you die Realizations in relationships God You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearingfriend Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker Blues Brothers 2000 The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny Ruined lives of lesser girls The two-variable theory of relationships bulletproof Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form misogyny good supportive shoes Chicks in Chain Mail I think I think too much drink of choice Why Christianity never caught on in Japan Uzumaki Silent All These Years Rhapsody No Whanaungatanga: Relationships Though really, I'm waiting for you. human being Marriage Encounter she does not know how much I need this Indent .5, double space, okay. You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Real is not an absolute boyfriend High school dance Prince dripping Bad teenage poetry Inlet Bushiness Life's too short for mild salsa