Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
High school dance Ruined lives of lesser girls The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny Inlet Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. Christianity in Korea friend Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, Life's too short for mild salsa a total loss of control over her life Deep England All religions are not like Christianity God Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out bulletproof You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form boyfriend good supportive shoes Silent All These Years Though really, I'm waiting for you. she does not know how much I need this Prince misogyny Chicks in Chain Mail LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! Bushiness No Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Rhapsody The two-variable theory of relationships January 3, 2003 Why Christianity never caught on in Japan We were supposed to fall Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker Bad teenage poetry human being If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch Prometheus Rising Blues Brothers 2000 February 27, 2009 Dick Erotic nodes You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not Life sucks, then you dieUzumaki dripping I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Real is not an absolute I think I think too much Indent .5, double space, okay. You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault drink of choice Marriage Encounter What I do with my philosophy degree BrevityQuest 2006 Realizations in relationships Work like you don't need the moneyGirls who want to fuck, just to fuck Whanaungatanga: Relationships The Secret Language of Relationships