Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson Prometheus Rising What I do with my philosophy degree Uzumaki bulletproof a total loss of control over her life Blues Brothers 2000 Rhapsody Christianity in Korea All religions are not like Christianity February 27, 2009 Bushiness Chicks in Chain Mail Erotic nodes Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form Marriage Encounter You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not I think I think too much LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! We were supposed to fall I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Bad teenage poetry You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Silent All These Years Life sucks, then you die God Inlet Dick No boyfriend friend Work like you don't need the money Real is not an absolute The Secret Language of Relationships High school dance BrevityQuest 2006Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, misogyny January 3, 2003 Realizations in relationships Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker Prince You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. she does not know how much I need this Deep England drink of choice Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck Why Christianity never caught on in Japan human being Whanaungatanga: Relationships The two-variable theory of relationships The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny dripping Though really, I'm waiting for you. Indent .5, double space, okay. Ruined lives of lesser girls good supportive shoes Life's too short for mild salsa