Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
good supportive shoes Chicks in Chain Mail Bad teenage poetry Silent All These Years Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker she does not know how much I need this The two-variable theory of relationships Realizations in relationships Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, Real is not an absolute Bushiness The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form Inlet What I do with my philosophy degree Indent .5, double space, okay. Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. Erotic nodes High school dance BrevityQuest 2006 The Secret Language of Relationships drink of choice Rhapsody misogyny The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny God Blues Brothers 2000 Uzumaki You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range All religions are not like Christianity Life sucks, then you die January 3, 2003 I think I think too much boyfriend If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Why Christianity never caught on in Japan Prometheus Rising Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck Though really, I'm waiting for you. Life's too short for mild salsa No Work like you don't need the money friend a total loss of control over her life Christianity in Korea We were supposed to fall You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Whanaungatanga: Relationships Marriage Encounter Dick Deep England dripping bulletproof Ruined lives of lesser girls Prince LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! February 27, 2009 human being