Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
February 27, 2009 Bushiness BrevityQuest 2006 Ruined lives of lesser girls Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker I think I think too much Inlet Blues Brothers 2000 We were supposed to fall bulletproof a total loss of control over her life Uzumaki boyfriend God Deep England misogyny human being Christianity in Korea Erotic nodes Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck No Dick Prince Bad teenage poetry I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Life's too short for mild salsa Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Rhapsody All religions are not like Christianity dripping Life sucks, then you die High school dance good supportive shoes friend Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out Chicks in Chain Mail The two-variable theory of relationships Work like you don't need the money You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not Prometheus Rising Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, Real is not an absolute What I do with my philosophy degree Indent .5, double space, okay. Though really, I'm waiting for you. The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form Why Christianity never caught on in Japan LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! she does not know how much I need this Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson January 3, 2003 drink of choice Silent All These Years You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing Whanaungatanga: Relationships Realizations in relationshipsYou will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Marriage Encounter Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch The Secret Language of Relationships