Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
No misogyny Realizations in relationships Blues Brothers 2000 Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Silent All These Years Chicks in Chain Mail I think I think too much If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch friend Prometheus Rising The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form good supportive shoes Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out We were supposed to fall Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson drink of choice bulletproof Uzumaki Real is not an absolute she does not know how much I need this dripping What I do with my philosophy degree Ruined lives of lesser girls Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck Prince a total loss of control over her life You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault Bushiness BrevityQuest 2006 Why Christianity never caught on in Japan Life sucks, then you die Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, February 27, 2009 Dick The two-variable theory of relationships January 3, 2003 Life's too short for mild salsa I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker human being You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing Rhapsody Though really, I'm waiting for you. Indent .5, double space, okay. Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. The Secret Language of Relationships Bad teenage poetry Work like you don't need the money Christianity in Korea LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! Marriage Encounter High school dance You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny Inlet Erotic nodes boyfriend Whanaungatanga: Relationships Deep England All religions are not like Christianity God