Where did I put that?
Somewhere near The semi-fictional life of every real woman I got lost in:
Erotic nodes Bushiness Dick friend Real is not an absolute LESBIANS! MONKEYS! SOY! Inlet she does not know how much I need this The Unbearable Anguish of My Awful Existence, an Un-Sestina in Vague Villanelle Form Realizations in relationships Silent All These Years Bad teenage poetry misogyny Whanaungatanga: Relationships The Secret Language of Relationships Why Christianity never caught on in Japan Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck All religions are not like Christianity a total loss of control over her life Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them. Life sucks, then you die What I do with my philosophy degreeBrevityQuest 2006 dripping I think I think too much Ruined lives of lesser girlsdrink of choice I followed the light in her eyes around the room, staying within range Prince If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch Maureen Birnbaum, Barbarian Swordsperson Uzumaki No Work like you don't need the money You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault We were supposed to fall good supportive shoes boyfriend Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled, Christianity in Korea Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out Prometheus Rising You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not The two-variable theory of relationships Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries Blues Brothers 2000 God Confessions of an ex-personal ad taker Indent .5, double space, okay. Chicks in Chain Mail High school dance You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing Though really, I'm waiting for you. The three D's of a successful relationship - Deny Deny Deny Deep England February 27, 2009 Rhapsody Life's too short for mild salsa Marriage Encounter January 3, 2003 human being bulletproof