Findings:

• It was a dream. But it wasn't a dream.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• i carry a deep sadness of the past, perhaps always. but i am here for the present and the future. i am here for you.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• we went to the stars, but all we found was ourselves
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I was shaking, but not from the cold
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• dreaming of anywhere but here
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• some say he was never here at all
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• At Least It Was Here
• BROOKS WAS HERE
• i thought i was special, but it was you
• here, but not here
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• How Gudrun cast herself into the Sea, but was brought ashore again
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• /but what was the question?
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Kilroy was here
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• It was always hot here
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Yet the sea was hardly bothered, and the stars remained untouched
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• I wasn't born here, I had to learn to use the metro
• Little plaques that say "So-And-So Was Born Here"
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• and i found myself in a web of connected ideas, all of them alien, yet all of them mine
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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