Thank god I can still type.
Hopefully the rest of my journey will have passed as easily
and unmistakably remarkable as this one has.
fuck it. The meanings will catch up sooner or later.
Now, in the deliciously vacuous space
that has been
presented before me
I can begin this tale of delightful misadventure....yes misadventure is a good word to describe this.
oh wow..now meanings within meanings of..yeah fuck you.
ANYWAY, To narrate this wonderfull tale of fleeting
I must first start with how it started.
A start to alllll starticrididdliumpsous adventures,
####### Acid. #########
If only my mind was as articulate as the english language...or visa versa.
I should just quit here.
Well, I suppose it all starts with the <wacky>crazy visuals crawling out of my screen</wacky>
no...no it doesn't
the semen stain on my crotch.
the punch line
my pal and faithful comrade
the landmark to guide me through this wreck of a story
and not just any old semen stain.
A newly fresh one.
A ridiculously huge one.
I'm saying it looked like an elephant just bust a nut on my leg.
As you can imagine, an earthshattering orgasm into an acid trip
or just...an orgasm. ..on acid.
Well, lets just start in the bathtub, where snakes crawling
up my legs and
transforming into gila monsters
are really just folds in my khakis,
and the ash falling off my cigarette
makes a "crush hiss crush" sound as it crashes
whatever the hell kind of indie adjective bathtub this is.
Okay, the bad
running through me is incredibly incredible
..."amazingly hard to believe?"
..."suprisingly hard to believe?"
yes..this feeling is incredibly incredible.
each region of impact is a tautology
in it's own right.
and the same with this feeling.
It's starts at the top, moving
in a wave of horrible cacaphony
through every area
you ever felt like dying before.
At the head, a splitting skullache.
Your eyes want rest, but they can't get it.
You cannot satisfy your cottonmouth.
Around the neck, your chest tightens.
Your heart beats much too fast.
You feel sick to your stomach, but can't puke.
you wish you shit out whatever foul abomination is giving you this back pain.
you wish you could remove this interstingly ugly stain from your sight,
but changing is too obvious.
you wish a footcramp wasn't so ridiculously painful.
Like I said, each region of impact is a tautology in it's own right.
and the only thing I can control is the context
Oh yes, the stain
In the living room, after a mildly terrifying drive home
My friends enter, the people
I can trust.
, I stand up to do something...
I can still hear that snyde voice
I ask what...
"Nothing, It looked like you were wearing a pair of aviator sunglasses for a second."
But im not wearing any sunglasses.
But I see that face of disgust.
I may look retarded.
But I'm not a fucking moron.
I throw a quick glance at my crotch.
and I smile a big ironic smile.
It does kind of look like sunglasses.
My smile widens.
My friends leave, no verbal recogntion of what just happened
To go somewhere and snicker in self absorbed eliteness
I'm not a retard.
But I look like a fucking moron.
which makes me retarded.
he could have said something.
he could have laughed about it.
and now I'm a criminal.
This situation is terribly...burlesqued
and I kind of feel like driving off a cliff.
So I started writing...
And it started as a joke.
And here I am...
but that doesn't matter.
she said "how was it...on acid?"
I wasn't sure what she said..
It was amazing..
A whole world of people from which I was socially engineered
to hide this from
Where this should have been a good trip gone wrong.
My visibly giant cumstain
And to the one person who doesn't wear a face.
Where my trip really went wrong.
She just looked slightly dissapointed.
I muttered something about trees...
All of this, and I'm on acid.
Sorry for all the ellipsis -
but I'm tripping balls.
I'm just human -
Part of a whole species not being able to mean what they say
Acid makes you give things meaning.
but...meanings...are there...without acid...
and it doesn't matter one bit.
Tautologies are boring.
and this is not a big deal...
Sunrise took away some of the bad.
I saw some pretty cool visuals.
I was outside talking to a rabbit
for the rest of my trip.
And then i found five bucks.