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• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• I just couldn't work like that
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• It's so crazy it just might work
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• The highlight of my night was two girls kissing
• i'm just a girl
• Girl Genius: The Works
• Before we dump the bodies, you guys wanna go to Hooters?
• Go Work In My Vineyard
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• Voyeurism is so last year
• My soul is so viscous, I fear it may never pour out
• Watching the stars go out
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Brothers Gonna Work It Out
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Girls and the theory of the last man packed
• Out of work alcoholic clowns
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Another another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
• Einstein Was A Vegetarian
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• You couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the directions were printed on the heel.
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• So this bald girl walked into a bar
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• Go out and get some fresh air
• Just a spoonfull of sugar makes the medicine go down
• Dreams last for so long
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• this girl I was in love with
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• a dozen well-greased saboteurs couldn't get you out of this one
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• You go girl!
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• maybe everything will work out after all
• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• Just go ahead
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• just so
• Ask out the girl of your dreams
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• I just work here
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I met a girl in the garden who was doomed to die the next day.
• go out
• Go out to the country
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't Go Out the Door
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• You're so come here go away
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• Don't go out without a coat
• Just So Stories
• It was free, so I took it.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• Things Didn't go Differently
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• You go wait out in the truck
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Girls who only date jocks
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• You go girl. I mean it, run
• You have your work cut out for you
• Streetlights go out
• I was doing so well.
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• work out
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• It was just a crush
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• out of date
• the luckiest girl in the world (so stellar, so astronomically astounding)
• Just A Girl (user)
• Just Go with It
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Odd Girl Out
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• American girls are all so easy
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Her grief is still too young to behave itself, so she never lets it out
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Her hair, tangled
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?

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