Findings:
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I Bended unto Me
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- it's just me (user)
- May those who are born after me
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- just hold me, and let me weep
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- who me (user)
- Smile at guys, for me
- People just expect things from me
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Fuck me boots
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- That would be me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- What in the world has come over me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- bowl me over
- Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Fuck me
- Just don't expect me to understand
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- I wish you would talk to me
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- You have no power over me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Someone to Watch over Me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- let me know who you are now.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- She Fucks Me
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- I'm Just Me (user)
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Just Let Me Breathe
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- fuck me and marry me young
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- fuck you pay me
- Just call me fluffy
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Fuck me harder
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Excuse me while I kiss this guy
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- She just looks at me
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Cool! Now hand me the sandwich Luke.
- Please Kill Me
- Where feminism lost me
- My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
- let me grow up
- an image of me, driving home tonight
- emote me
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- kick me
- Do you like me?
- She Loves Me
- 80s music made me gay
- It's Time for Me to Die
- How television car chases influenced me
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- Excite me
- Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
- Put me under
- Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
- Two condoms, she makes me wear
- You remind me of a cartoon character
- Ne Me Quitte Pas
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Bring Me The Head Of Boba Fett
- Touch Me You Fool
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- Punish me with kisses
- Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- There is a panther stalks me down
- Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
- Me and Lukey
- bite me 2000_root (category)
- This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- in a quiet room streaming words for me
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- The me I hope to become
- tell me a story about lesbians
- You died for me
- Meš Suš ķ Eyrum Viš Spilum Endalaust
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- Lie to Me
- Read Me (collaboration)
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
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