Findings:
- The girl who cried 'rape me'
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- fuck you pay me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- bowl me over
- I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- I Bended unto Me
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- There are a million girls like me out there
- i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
- As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Just call me fluffy
- those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- fuck me gently with a chainsaw
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- May those who are born after me
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- She just looks at me
- Fuck me harder
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
- What Playboy taught me just now
- Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
- Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
- OBAFGKM
- i know you're out there; i just wish you were here with me
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- it's still just me in here
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- What in the world has come over me
- I wish you would talk to me
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- You have no power over me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl Vol.3, Squirrel, you really got me now
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- fuck me and marry me young
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- just hold me, and let me weep
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- People just expect things from me
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- Just Me (user)
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Fuck me
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- it's just me (user)
- I'm Just Me (user)
- let me know who you are now.
- But beauteous fields lie just before me
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Fuck me boots
- is it just you and me in the wreckage of the world?
- Fuck me till I fart
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- Tell me a story about just NOT GIVING A DAMN
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- just for me, sitting on the bench
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- That would be me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Someone to Watch over Me
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- She Fucks Me
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- You're a girl to me, plain and simple.
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- who me (user)
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
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