Findings:
- Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Just call me fluffy
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
- On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
- Would you tell me if it was true?
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Someone to Watch over Me
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
- Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
- Just Let Me Breathe
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
- The Girl I Left Behind Me
- She just looks at me
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Fuck me
- Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- just hold me, and let me weep
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- To the drive who keeps taking me
- there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
- People just expect things from me
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- it's just me (user)
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- Just Me (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
- The Spy Who Loved Me
- What I would do If I knew what was good for me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- May those who are born after me
- She Fucks Me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- What in the world has come over me
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- let me know who you are now.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- You have no power over me
- fuck me and marry me young
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- fuck you pay me
- Fuck me harder
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
- To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
- OBAFGKM
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- Everything kind of creeps me out
- Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
- Girls possess me but they're never mine.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
- That would be me
- bowl me over
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- who me (user)
- Just don't expect me to understand
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- I Bended unto Me
- She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
- Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- fuck me with a chainsaw
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- For the man who inspired me to dance
- I wish you would talk to me
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- Fuck me boots
- Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Can You Take Me Back
- capture me with grace
- the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
- Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
- Arizona to Marion, and To Me
- You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
- Dream a Little Dream of Me
- Hand me that piano
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
- let her take me, feed on me, devour me
- me and mr. wallace
- She cleaned up for me at least.
- I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
- Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
- Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
- The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- That man bit me
- The dog who would not move
- You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- For me to hold
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- The letter inside of me is too long to write
- Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
- I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
- Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
- Give Me A Home and Away
- Can't change me
- god help me
- Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
- Comin' to carry me home
- Deliver me from bloodguiltiness
- Teach me to dream
- If you really loved me
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Tell me a story about flowers
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- boss i wish you had told me
- They know me not by name, but numbers
- She wakes me up by tickling my feet
- Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
- Give me a cookie!
- What the scroll in the cave told me
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
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