Findings:

• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• it's just me (user)
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• let me know who you are now.
• Just call me fluffy
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
• bowl me over
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• She just looks at me
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• The Girl I Left Behind Me
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• If not me, who? If not now, when?
• just hold me, and let me weep
• That would be me
• I wish you would talk to me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• I Bended unto Me
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• There are a million girls like me out there
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• People just expect things from me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Just Me (user)
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Fuck me harder
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Fuck me boots
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• all who come to me with this map are lost
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• who me (user)
• something terrible comes over me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• Fuck me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• OBAFGKM
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• I Know Who Killed Me
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• May those who are born after me
• fuck you pay me
• What in the world has come over me
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• fuck me and marry me young
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• You have no power over me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Just don't expect me to understand
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• She Fucks Me
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• If you told me this never happened
• Ammonia Pine 4 Me (user)
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Paint Me the End of an Era
• Meet Me in the Green Glen
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• quod me nutrit, me destruit
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• you are magic to me

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