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• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Eye contact at a distance
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• CardCaptor Sakura
• Home Recording on a Budget: We Got the Beat
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Thanks for my home
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• When Papa Bear comes home
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Everyone's got their drug
• When The King Comes Home
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• when they take my blood
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When you're home alone
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• card captor
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When I left home
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• When you kill people they die
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• when Hemingway Wrote
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• People don't flail when they die
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• When Chris Came Home
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• How Pac-Man got his name
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• I remember when all this was trees
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• gott tot ist
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• Nice writeup... waitaminute, I wrote this! (e2poll)
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• Group Home
• Home of Tax-Free Shopping!
• Close To Home
• Pam and Tommy's home video
• How to buy a home
• The bleak train ride home
• Home recording on a budget
• I wanted to build a home in the beautiful ruins. We filled it with love.
• She's Leaving Home
• Homes for Our Troops
• The Nature of Home
• home computer
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Thank you very little
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• Hoosier Daddy? 2: So long, and thanks for all the turkey
• The Monkeys and Their Mother
• Greeks like their women armless
• Ranters and their rants
• Brides on their Trial
• Immortality are their garb
• The Story of Cathbad, Nessa and their son Conchobar
• Their movements reflect their wishes
• remove their vocal cords, said the king
• cat haters
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• How They Came to Bunbury
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they won't soon disremember
• When Harry Met Sally
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When you work at a supermarket
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• When You Said, "Remember Me"
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When should a firm stop production?
• Say When
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Happy When It Rains
• When parents give you 744 condoms

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