Findings:
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- what will the internet be like five hundred years from now?
- What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- On the comet there will be much pie
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- You will be assimilated
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- One Day I Will Be The Summer
- "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- The revolution will not be televised
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Carl Everett
- The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
- When night falls, I will be waiting for you
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- It will never be just you
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- the world will be remade in our image
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- There will be time
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
- I will be light
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
- Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
- Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
- Will I be allowed back in the building?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Boys will be boys
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- I fear I will be nothing
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- The end will be a sellout
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- I will be your young sinner
- When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
- They will not be named!
- My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
- We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
- Soon I Will Be Invincible
- my promise is broken—words will never be over
- life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
- The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
- This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
- throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
- One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
- This love will be your downfall.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- It will be good when I am leader
- X is the Y of the future, and always will be
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- We Regret to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will Be Killed with Our Families
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- When I stop going there, I will be well.
- If the earth won't be still, than I will.
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- What life after death will really be like
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- Will I cease to be
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- I will always be weird inside
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
- Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
- Who Will Be There
- If you lived here, you'd be home now
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Will I be given that chance?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- node that will be my legacy
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Marks which will never be broken
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
- Be Here Now
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- Father, can I be the dawn now?
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- The next life will be better
- I will be in my trailer!
- The Revolution will be televised
- There will never be another you
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- I will always be in the details
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- My RPG will be a work of art
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- If you loved her, you'd be home by now
- Someday, I will be strong
- Everything will be alright
- the road ahead will be bumpy
- The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- there will be a last
- There Will Be Blood
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- If it be your will
- There will be no more stories to read
- Even the dead will not be safe
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