Findings:
- she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
- He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
- equality doesn't mean we're all the same
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- It is sad how many were torn off
- The closer I get to that old withered goal of mine the less if means to me
- If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- My first comet
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- we didn't know then that we were making memories
- speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
- bringing me back to when less was worth more
- You couldn't save me back then. I will save you now. Trust me, take my hand.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
- The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
- Take me back to the day that I went blind
- If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
- Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
- Intelligent design doesn't mean perfect design
- by any means necessary
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Telling real pearls from fake ones
- How many men/women masturbate?
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
- Close doesn't mean minimize
- The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
- She doesn't need me anymore
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
- It doesn't get any better than this
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
- Give me back my bike!
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
- Liver, come back to me
- How to Disappear Completely
- The here of back then
- I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
- I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Doesn't Remind Me
- That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- How to tell if tailgating is your fault
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Stretching your lower back
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- How to Play any Guitar Chord
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Can You Take Me Back
- In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
- How to connect any cellular phone to a modem
- A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- Does back pain mean a disc?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- How to solve any number sequence puzzle
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
- the keyboard doesn't judge me
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- doesn't look like anything to me
- How to learn any skateboarding trick
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- how many children are bedwetters
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- How to turn any number into a 9
- How the Sphere encouraged me in a Vision
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
- sleep doesn't take me far enough.
- I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
- Backing up your Windows registry file
- How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
- The Emergency Services called me back
- How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
- Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
- How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- We were always coming back
- How to win back your soul in hell
- Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
- How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
- a thousand years on the backs of paper elephants
- holding me back
- Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
- something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
- Get back to me
- You've been a Noder how long? A Completely Token E2versary Pretext for a London Britnoder Picnic
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
- What "I love you" doesn't mean
- Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
- you make me completely miserable
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- The completely wrong way of removing a tick
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- International doesn't mean foreign
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- The place where the sun doesn't shine
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
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