Findings:
- Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
- The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
- We're on our way to being GODS!
- They were looking for God but found religion instead
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- They Were Eleven
- human being
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- On being left-handed, the ocean, God, and more than one toothbrush
- I told you they were nuts
- They hate us because we're wonderful
- Of course, they were wrong
- Were there a god!
- on being subject(ed) to a created, beautiful universe. in brief.
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- and they were as flowers in a fire
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
- I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
- Their Eyes Were Watching God
- Behave as if there were a God
- You, a human being. I, a robot.
- Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
- Human beings will believe anything
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Creativity, the essence of being human
- They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
- Human being emulator
- And on the eighth day, man created God
- Man was created in God's image
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
- On Being Human
- The bored who complain
- we're living in bread that's still being baked
- While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
- God's just looking for a few good humans
- Why were we created?
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- They think I'm a god
- The dream people were being assholes.
- I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Or were they chords of sun?
- Things never were what they used to be
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
- There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
- Good thing they were just typewriters
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- The first living beings to see an Earthrise from the Moon were communist turtles.
- Being Human
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Beings from space: What could they want?
- a failure as human beings
- We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- Who created God?
- God was created in man's image
- Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
- Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- a personal God who intervenes in human history
- For from dust we were created and to dust we shall return
- I dreamed you were a god once
- Therefore, God exists
- Fossils were put there by God
- And God created woman
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- We're Humans from Earth
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- someone without tattoos clearly has a fear of pain, which means in the kitchen they are slow and useless, therefore the food is weak and empty
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
- Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
- Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
- Before they were famous
- Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
- Treating registers as if they were variables
- While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
- Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
- I could not hear the echo of my steps as I descended nor the sounds of animals, for they were hiding
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
- Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
- ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
- Let's Pretend They Were Red
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- and they were delighted and eager to go on with tireless curiosity
- I was into them after they were hip
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Beings of pure energy
- Are You Being Served?
- The Unbearable Lightness of Being
- in love with being in love
- Being John Malkovich
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being and Time
- Evolutionary pressure against being evil
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- Being There
- The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
- I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
- Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
- Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The joy of Being a Technician
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
- stop being so English
- Reasons for Not Being at Work
- The Importance of Being Educated
- Accidental death odds
- Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
- The honor of being a rat
- Being put on hold
- Why I hate being single
- A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
- The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
- Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
- Why are chimneys being demolished?
- Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
- The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
- I Enjoy Being a Girl
- famous for being famous
- Florida being promoted for its hockey
- she being Brand
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- On being the Older Woman
- Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Being the outsider at a party
- Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
- On the topic of being alone
- Great Chain of Being
- Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
- Being with an older woman
- In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
- The Story That Is Still Being Written
- On being the first person to finish a test
- How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- The curse of being gifted
- Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
- All things being equal
- There's nothing noble about being a soldier
- Tired of being angry
- An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
- Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
- On being American
- On being a college radio DJ
- The joys of being jailbait
- When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
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