Findings:

• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Head Start
• I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• Head First
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• The avalanche has already started, it is too late for the pebbles to vote
• A quick wit gets all the farther on a head start.
• My new partner has his first tantrum
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• First wave ska music
• First contact
• our first time
• First Amendment
• first place
• First Lady
• First Aid
• First past the post
• The First Third
• first generation of elementary particles
• First and Last and Always
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• First person
• The first time
• first at-bat
• The first node
• first base
• First Foundation
• first down
• Me First and the Gimme Gimmes
• First baseman
• first date
• First Manassas
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• When I first met you
• halfway house for my name first
• First World
• First node on everything
• Double first
• Newton's First Law of Motion
• The First Man
• First edition
• The first truth-value logic computer
• True At First Light
• Mum's first impression of Miles Davis
• First date in history
• Theme of the Traitor and the Hero
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• My First Absolution!
• Mahler Symphony No. 1
• Who's on first?
• First Age
• Love at first sight
• The Universe always gets the first move
• first cousin
• first category
• Always for the first time
• Since feeling is first
• The very first computer bug
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• first draft
• X-Men: First Appearances
• the first person "you"
• my first poem
• The First Three Minutes
• Right of the First Knight
• My first experience with opium
• First Aid for Epileptic Seizures
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• Star Wars first draft
• First day of school
• First Union Center
• Thomas Jefferson's First Inaugural Address
• Andrew Jackson's First Inaugural Address
• Mariner:Part the First
• first crossword puzzle
• Answer to the first crossword puzzle
• first exposure
• first impression
• the first thought of Zarathustra
• Great first lines
• First in war, first in peace, first in the hands of the local police
• Star Trek: First Contact
• First Line, Last Line
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• to a first approximation
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• Who made the first bread?
• First Crusade
• The first beer of the morning
• Wilderness First Responder
• Nothing is as important as it first seems
• First class Titanic passengers
• On First Looking into Chapman's Homer
• Villanelle of Ye Young Poet's First Villanelle to his Ladye and Ye Difficulties
• uncaused first causer
• first ring
• First Great Eastern
• first isomorphism theorem
• proof of the first isomorphism theorem
• The Story of the First Old Man and the Hind
• The Story of the First Calender, Son of a King
• The First Voyage of Sindbad the Sailor
• First Commandment of Piloting
• Shoot first, debate dialectical materialism later
• If at first you don't succeed
• first cause argument
• Stealth first person shooter
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• My First Sony
• First rule of comedy
• The gun in the first act goes off in the third
• The First State
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• First Impact
• False First Impact
• the first song of the day
• Gilhooley's First Fundamental Finding
• Do it right the first time
• first arrival
• The First Annual Level Above Human Everything Extravaganza! (tm)
• First Watch
• My first trip to Hooters
• First Precept
• First law of thermodynamics
• Dungeon Mastering for the first time
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• Women making the first move
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• First They Came
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• Violence is the first refuge of people in a hurry
• State of the First Amendment Survey
• First Prince of the Sword
• You are no longer someone's first
• You are no longer someone's first, continued
• My First and Last Communion
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• The First Year of Hugo in Review
• First cigarette of the day
• First date kissing
• programs compiling on the first try
• first date discovery
• Surviving Your First Autocross
• On winning the first "The Everything Rant Contest" by MoJoe
• First Tuesday
• First African-American in Space
• Franklin Delano Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
• first language
• First Canadian Place
• First Amendment Apathy
• Ice forms first on bridges
• The first atomic test
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• The first tag

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