For a limited time ONLY
, I am offering YOU
the chance of a lifetime
some prime INTERNET Real Estate
. This is the item
they've all been trying to get a hold of
By listing your bid in a writeupTM
below, you stand a chance of being allowed to use the prestigious Internet
"The dot in ariels
". Unlike lesser Internet phrasesTM
("the dot in .ly
"), this Internet phraseTM
contains a holistic dot
, not a dot stuck to the beginning of a word.
And it will be ALL YOURS (Subject to rules below).
- ariels and the E2WDC are under no obligation to accept all or any of the offers tendered.
- Offer subject to availability.
- All granted licenses to use the phrase "the dot in ariels" will be non-exclusive; others may also be granted permission to use the phrase.
- Some computer monitors, fonts and screen fonts may display the dot in ariels unroundly, illegibly, or otherwise distorted.
- No warranty for any purposes, expressed or implied, whether inside or outside the State of Alabama, and much finer print, shall be granted.