Findings:

• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• People don't flail when they die
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• hot dogs are not made of dog, they are made of pig
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Dog bee
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Eye contact at a distance
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When you kill people they die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• when they take my blood
• the moment when they take possession of you
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Hark! Hark! The Dogs Do Bark
• Teaching your dog to bark less incessantly
• Teaching your dog to bark more incessantly
• Bark Like A Dog
• The Last Show: The Priests Open Their Big Mouths
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• bee
• The Bee Gees
• Honey Bee
• Bee larkspur
• Bee line
• Drone bee
• the bee's knees
• spelling bee
• The Bee and Jupiter
• Bee Stinger
• quilting bee
• Continuously attacked by bees
• Buzz Bee
• New Bee (user)
• Baby Bumble Bee
• Burt's Bees
• worker bee
• The Glass Bees
• Gee Bee
• jaffa bee (user)
• you never can tell with bees
• Bomb Bee
• The Queen Bee
• bee doop
• The bees were cool
• Dream Caused by the Flight of a Bee around a Pomegranate, One Second before Awakening
• Bee Venom Therapy
• pet bee
• Bees of Paradise
• Buzzy Bee
• bee swarm
• The Red Bee
• How To Bless Bees
• Zeus and bees
• Queen Bee
• hunnee bee (user)
• A book of bees
• Bee glue
• Boston Bees
• Hee Bee Gee Bees
• Bubble Bee (user)
• Husking Bee
• We are the moon bees, the souls of unborn children
• killer bee
• Telling the bees
• Brazilian stingless bees
• Bee (user)
• Protection against bees
• The smoking of bees
• Bee hummingbird
• rice paper bees bleed to wet sugar at the whim of the rain
• Samantha Bee
• bee hehe (user)
• beE ee wee (user)
• the man who recognized bee faces
• I want daisy chains and lazy bees and the smell of rain.
• The Bee Box
• Kaye bee (user)
• Fly like a butterfly, sting like a bee.
• bee rumble
• Persephone's Bees
• Trapped like worker bees in hives
• Bee Movie Script
• something about bees
• i want to go to bee hell
• Bee and Puppycat
• replicating skin bees
• in collaboration with bees
• THE SPIDER AND THE BEE
• Bee Mine, or Why I Hate Valentine's Day
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.

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