Findings:

• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When he became an old man
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
• Lightning is not God's Fury, For He Hath None
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Our God, He Is Alive
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• God sends beer, the Devil sends more beer
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• God, the Devil, and Bob
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Atheism is just as illogical as believing in God
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When is a name just a name?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when the wind is blowing just right
• The God and Devil Show
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• And God looked crosswise at the Devil
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• Her hair, tangled
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• I just don't know when to quit.
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• It's just the way that he walks
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• needs must when the Devil drives
• For God's sake, just have another election
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• He tampered in God's domain
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He's not heavy, he's just lame
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• he just died
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• Why I Still Like God
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• God is a real estate developer
• Your god might be evil....
• you can't escape from God on a Sunday
• he who (user)
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• H.E. Roscoe
• He never looked back
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Jesus He Knows Me
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• We're all doing just fine
• Sometimes it's not political correctness, just respect and caring for others
• economics is just a tool
• I just deleted all my porn
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• People just expect things from me
• Just a little taste of breath
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Just for Fun
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• you just might be evil
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Jersey Devil
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• Devil's Advocate
• When I first met you
• The Devil's Candy
• jump little devil (user)
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• The Devil's Hip Flask
• When Trumpets Fade
• The Mowing Devil
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• I know the devil
• Women want me when I'm taken
• The Devil Went Down To Tesco
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• The Tanzanian Devil 3 2/2
• When I am an old man
• Drunk mouse syndrome
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• drunk dialing
• When the Pope says shit
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• When touch was simple
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• God is a verb
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• When oil recycling plants explode
• The gods
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Primitive Radio Gods
• When Ice Capades is the pinnacle of your profession
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• God of glory
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Where is your god now?
• When You Are Old And Grey
• City of God Book IX
• When shall I be free?
• What hath God wrought?
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Of Gods and Men: On Judaism
• When I would muse in boyhood
• god and tetris
• When your time comes
• God as the projection of Mankind
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• God is not a deceiver
• When Titans Meet
• God vs. Satan
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• God is a Bullet
• The House of God

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