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• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• some day we will all be gone
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• man in the sky
• In which Sparrow's day starts well and ends well
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• See a man about a horse
• Local man, missing, as search enters day five
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• What religions think about Jesus Christ
• Three lies about the sky
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• The man who refused to be King
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Conversations of a deaf man
• "The Mos' Bes' Nize Man"
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• A Man Saw A Ball Of Gold In The Sky
• The Man Who Folded Himself
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• What everyone should know about the first man in space
• all day I dream about sex
• Let me create a cryptic nodeshell about this conversation
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Three truths about the sky
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• A Man Needs To be Told
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Why Luggage shouldn't be of a dull colour
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I thought the milkweed, a fairly common plant, might be a good place to start.
• Jesus Day
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• There is no man in the sky who cares what we eat and drink and fuck
• The Man against the Sky
• The Day the Fire Started
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• Day Man
• dreams, and a conversation about whales
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• The Day the World was about to End
• This lasted for about two days
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I want to hear about his day in person
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Story about a man
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Be a girl for a day
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• "You want to know the only thing you can assume about a broken down old man? It's that he's a survivor."
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• That'll Be the Day
• Be your own man
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Be a man
• as if it longs to be free, in a Chinese sky
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• days that start off dark
• Jesus III - The Judgement Day
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• And on the eighth day, man created God
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Shorter days, bigger sky
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• We danced on the day that the sky turned black
• The kind of day that makes you want to lock your bedroom door, start masturbating and never stop
• Jesus the Son of Man
• Jesus was a black man
• The day they started charging for music
• pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
• A short-lived peace: the start of Vietnam's ten thousand day war
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• about an Alice
• precision vs. accuracy
• about box
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• The Girl from Ipanema
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia

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