Findings:
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Lots of MIPS but no I/O
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- The boy with just a head and a burlap sack for a body
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- Keeping a severed head alive
- There is no dream but this.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
- I'm No Fool
- NO BODY?
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- Little depth but lots of skin and penis
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- Scrabble words with a Q but no U
- No, but I'll have a beer
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I like your head. A lot of different stuff comes out of it.
- The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
- 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
- Im No Writer (user)
- I'm no good at enigmas
- Tanks But No Tanks
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- We had no bait but our tongues
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I'm no Whitman...
- I'm no Socrates
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- no ideas but in things
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- May my wrongs create no trouble in thy breast
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- I'm No Angel
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Nothing But Trouble
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- Close, but no cigar
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- In the city, silence is no longer silence but the memory of a noise
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- But alas, I have no badger to offer you
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
- Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- There is no god but God
- There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
- click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
- Being a dickhead
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
- No one gets out of this life alive
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I'm a luser
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- As i'm (user)
- I'm too old for this shit
- I'm glad you're here.
- I'm an English major, you do the math
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- sir wiggles a lot (user)
- a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- no biscuit
- In this moment I feel alive
- Just Say No
- Body Blow
- Go Rin no Sho
- body politic
- No Carrier
- Body Heat
- Kyabetsu to ninjin no asazuke
- Body image and love
- no spectators
- Body Request
- As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
- The body is a temple
- Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
- Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
- 36C mind in a 32A body
- no good without evil, no evil without good
- Body burden
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