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• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Sometimes I think he forgets, and I need this, this night
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• They say all you need is love, but chocolate doesn't hurt either.
• He smiles but it's not real.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He scribbled with black crayon all over my fairy tale books.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He weaves his words
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• He doesn't bite
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Tomorrow, he must tell her that he doesn't love her anymore.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He did very little harm
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• Don't Go Out the Door
• great things he has taught us
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• I like the way he reads poetry
• A Man Needs To be Told
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• In Your Heart You Know He's Right
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He says she says
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There is some place I need to be
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists : 2
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He never looked back
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• HES 5 Game Multi-cart
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
• He Was a Crook
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• He held my hand - once
• Does He Take Sugar?
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• And yet he continues to sit there
• He tampered in God's domain
• he had a dream
• she, he, and me
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• he calls me monster
• and slowly, stealthily, and half sideways looking, he placed the loaded musket’s end against the door.
• He is coming. He is coming. HE IS HERE.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• A bit of a poet that thinks he's a pirate
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• he (or she)
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• He is always ready..
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Be Not Afraid
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you're not a fly
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Truth doesn't need to shout
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am

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