The best line I ever used

I was walking around town with a guy I had met that day, and we were getting along amazingly well, except for the fact that he had made it clear that with him, the woman always had to make the first move. Well, I am the world's most painfully shy person when it comes to doing anything regarding matters of the heart, so while trying to suck up the guts to actually DO something, I also had to come up with something really creative that would just knock his socks off. After thinking and thinking, at long last, I looked at him, and cocked my head as if studying his face intently. Putting my hand on the back of his neck, and bending him slightly towards me, I put the other hand up to his cheek, and gently touched it. "Hey... you have something on your cheek. Here, let me get it off..." While pretending to brush off the invisible speck, I pulled him down further and kissed him. For the next fifteen minutes, the whole world melted away. Finally, when we came up for air, he looked at me, and said--

"Yeah, but there really wasn't anything on my face, was there?"

I'm not even going to try to stay on topic this time (see:last time) : lillianvalencia wins every feasible type of cookie I could give her. And, I swear by the moon up above if a girl were to ever do this to me, she would win an amazing place in my heart.

So, do you think I like forward women?

There's is just nothing more I can say -- women who do exactly what they want, who act readily on those impulses that we all feel are quite simply the sexiest things on the planet.

I myself have trouble doing these things. Basically, it's treading dangerous water. You think, "but, what if they don't want me to?" or "maybe I'll look foolish" and it's stressful. No one likes to look dumb.

That's what "The Game" is all about. Trying to know what the other person thinks without letting them know what you think. Logically impossible.

So, ladies and gentlemen (gentlemen, this lesson is just as important for you), when there's a someone out there who has the guts to make such a move, don't laugh at such daring, at such bravery; realize that you've found yourself an amazing sexual partner and be thankful.