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• The best I never had
• Best smoke I've ever had
• The best teacher I ever had
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• Best friend
• best interest
• Year's Best SF, ed. David G. Hartwell
• ex-girl friend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• The Best of Everything
• Brainy people make the best friends
• The best conversations take place in bed
• best mode
• The best laid plans...
• better than the best
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• What the Wizard had to say.
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• she had mood ring eyes
• I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
• Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
• Best way to a man's heart
• my best Patrick
• How to find your new best friend
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Best (user)
• My computer is my best friend. It is my life.
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• My best friend is a breakfast table
• The Best Day of my Life
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• I Wish All U.S. Americans Had Maps
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• Act of Violence
• The best revenge
• Best Actor
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• never know who told it best
• best (user)
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part II
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• Laughter isn't always the best medicine
• had
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Allah Had No Son
• He had something to say. He said it.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• Best Of, Volume 1
• Falling in love with your best friend
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• The last (and best) day of high school
• Six of the best
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Best wishes on your personal guillotine
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• some of my best friends are closeted homosexuals
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Miss Polly had a dolly
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• If i had a diamond (user)
• wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Father, Hear the Prayer we Offer
• best boy
• What is best in life?
• best buddies
• Best of the Beast
• Seattle's Best Coffee
• The best women's room in the Boston area
• We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
• Cheshire's Best Kept Village
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• We had every gentle sound
• Never Had It So Good
• Presidents of the United Stated who had not previously held elected office
• Vince Offer
• Harry S. Truman's 1948 State of the Union Address
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Best Actress
• How do we find the very best clock?
• within this robot, your best poetry
• The Best Recipe
• Best Foot Forward
• Ahmed Best
• Best casino (user)
• The best way is to walk
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• poems I had to do for a school project
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• Kissing your best friend
• best practice
• The 70's Are Best Forgotten
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• Genius: The Best of Warren Zevon
• Still the best 15 minutes of your day
• im da best (user)
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• They Had No Poet
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• If I had $1,000,000
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
• on my best days
• The Best Thing in the World
• Best Customer
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• The Best Meal in Beijing
• Hunger is the best spice
• Living Well is the Best Revenge
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• I Know What You Had For Breakfast
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• Why shouldn't the government offer health care?
• Donora Smog of 1948
• best before date
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• Best of XYZ volume 3
• America's Best Comics
• best man's speech
• Sunday Best
• The best thing ever

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