Findings:
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Which was what we wanted
- the seven hills of Rome
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- At least he was gentle
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I married him because he was not mean
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- All he left her was alone
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- Andrew Johnson
- Descartes was wrong
- The day I realized what being alive was
- There was a young lady of Riga
- That Was Then, This is Now
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Christ Was Born on Christmas Day
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
- Gizmo was insane
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
- 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
- If I were a genetic engineer
- Odysseus was not lying
- The dot-com fallout: Was hype to blame?
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- I was so cool, that first afternoon
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I was the liar; here is the truth
- It was the tree that gave him away.
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
- she was just the dry smell of gasoline
- that was quick (user)
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- All you ever did was let it happen
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- As this was my generation's war
- Finding my fingertip was the easy part
- Was (Not Was)
- It was a dark and stormy night
- It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
- Concrete, Washington
- I once was a clueless young noder
- Now it was personal
- I was not sleeping anymore
- amidst the tangled material of what was
- Wondered what the point of all of that was
- I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
- Saki wa imasen
- I was addicted to parents
- She was so pleased to learn that she was right
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- This Dust Was Once the Man
- Battle Ground, Washington
- Barnum was right
- Aunt Peg
- back when our blood was still warm
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Papa Was a Rodeo
- As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
- In the end, it was a Good Thing that I rushed Pierre.
- Because, perhaps she was cold
- It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
- Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- I remember when all this was trees
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- There was once a Man
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
- If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
- Dumb laws
- After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
- I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
- "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Willie was a chemist
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- I Was a Teenage Werewolf
- Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
- I was raised by the French government
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- If I was president
- Bingu wa Mutharika
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- I was once young and had a home
- a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
- Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
- My hacked iPhone was better
- the signal was killed
- She was free
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
- Why was Cthulhu blue?
- This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you
- Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
- if music was a woman you would have a mistress
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- What if the world were flat?
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
- Was it ever there?
- That Was The Year That Was
- I was a teenage telephone solicitor
- If I was beautiful like you
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
- She always was devious in her beauty
- I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
- It was free, so I took it.
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- what was it (user)
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
- The night a princess was captured
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- Before the World was Made
- I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
- If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
- The Princess who was Hidden Underground
- being a kid was great
- sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
- Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
- Watashi wa Ko Neko
- I was young and I needed the money
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