Findings:
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
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- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- How to smoke without getting addicted
- How to Kill a Republicon Senator
- how my computer nearly killed me
- How to kill, pluck and dress a chicken
- I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
- Fuck it or kill it
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to keep your discman from beeping
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- How to kill a Terminator
- How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
- How to kill an eel
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- How to kill your mates on Everything2
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- How to kill a rabid raccoon with a handmade oar
- How to keep salvia legal
- How I nearly killed myself masturbating
- Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
- You, standing
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How to eat a banana and keep your dignity
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- How to kill a mouse
- She says kill. I say how many.
- Humane octopus killing
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- How to Kill a Man With Two Fingers
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- How being an irresponsible geek can kill!
- Killing a polar bear without a rifle
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- How to keep a secret
- Tips for getting rid of curses
- how to keep your child safe with a stranger
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- How to kill no-one and lose yourself a fingertip
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- Speeding without getting a ticket
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- How to kill a Sim
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
- How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Marry, fuck, or kill?
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- How to kill, cook and eat a rat
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- How to kill a clown
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
- How we killed Borges
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- How to kill brain cells
- How to kill a vampire
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- How To Keep Your Hose Kink Free
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Lifted or The Story is in the Soil Keep Your Ear to the Ground
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to herd people in public
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Almost getting cut from the team
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Keeping a cake from sticking to the pan
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- The Industrial Revolution: Blessing or curse for the working class?
- Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
- Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How to keep cars together in heavy traffic
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- It keeps getting harder and easier
- How Prom nearly killed me
- Keeping your sugar daddy
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How to kill a person with a newspaper
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to kill yourself on a motorcycle
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- How to Keep Playing Music In College
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
- how to shoot a bow
- Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
- How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
- The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
- Handrolled cigarettes
- How Ozma Looked into the Magic Picture
- male or female
- Stretching your lower back
- How to mix
- How many snowflakes fall in a snowstorm?
- Be a model or just look like one
- How to brush your teeth in a combat zone
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- How the Homeless Reacted to the Earthquake in Seattle
- Billionaires for Bush (or Gore)
- How My Stories Began
- fold or crumple
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- Potato or Parmentier Soup
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IX
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- truth or swill
- How to become a rock star
- Downtown Portland, Oregon
- How Do I Love?
- Curried Fish or Meat
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- How to jump into water from a height
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