Findings:

• Don't wait up for me
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• Don't Make Me Think
• They don't touch me the same way
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Don't tell me about her
• Don't stand so close to me
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't Blame Me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't tread on me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Don't send me roses
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Don't let me die nervous
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't tell me everything
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Pass Me By
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
• don't blame me for your anger
• don't let them scare you
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Don't call me white
• So much it scares me
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• They Don't Want Me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Don't Give Me Names
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Dont come near me (user)
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Don't leave me alone
• Don't call me Asian
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• the way you don't look at me
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• St. Peter don't you call me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
• Don't @ me
• Don't quote me on that
• Just don't expect me to understand
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Don't Tell Me
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• customers don't trust me
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't call me Debbie
• clowns scare me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women

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