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• the worst thing about sitting naked in a leather chair
• Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
• Black water
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• My brother made $700 in 3 hours by sitting in front of a grocery store
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
• Drinking from the water hose
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Water from fire
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• Shoo Cat, Go down from the Table!
• Decontamination of water from chemical agents
• Notes from the little black book
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• amorphous solid water
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Go write a book about it
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Everything is about a week away from paying off
• Let go and forget about it
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• Water Balloon Olympics from the Tenth Floor
• The Creature from the Black Lagoon
• Westbound on Interstate 10, four hours from El Paso
• Lessons From The Water Spright
• Getting drinking water from bamboo
• From Blood To Water
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• stepping away from the computer, to go camping
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• The Girl from Ipanema
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Japanese Words About Landscapes
• Japanese Words About Gardens
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• Japanese Words About Gardens I
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• Japanese Words About Gardens N-R
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• Worry not about the cars that go by
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Songs From the Black Hole
• Black Suits from Outer Space
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
• SciFiQuest 3021: The Quest From the Black Lagoon
• we are built to hold on, but the world is about letting go
• How I learned the secret of the pendulum from Japanese playground equipment
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• She's sitting across the table from me, my probable future wife
• Improving your chess game
• the linear and the docile go feral at her command. we're on the run from rogue rivers and predatory trains.
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• How to jump into water from a height
• A quote about Russia from the Classic World Of Darkness wiki
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• Eternity in an Hour: Some notes from relationships
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• To go through fire and water
• Japanese Go terms
• Where do we go from here?
• Japanese style toilet
• Mantra: Water off your back, brother. Let it go.
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• From Here We Go Sublime
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• There's Something About Mary
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• About a Boy
• What About Bob?
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• See a man about a dog
• Daleks and stairs
• What is this crap about trick-or-treating on Saturday?
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
• about nobody (superdoc)
• Tell me a story about trains
• Why I am neurotic about love
• 10 Things I Hate About You
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• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• The Trick About Thawing Grapes
• The secret truth about the PalmPilot
• One good thing about gangs
• The 10 most normal things about 'Lard Enemas'
• My complaint about Dem Bones
• Tell me a story about rains
• Something I thought only I thought about
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
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• Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt
• Sexual myths about women
• Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
• Porn industry
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• About Koji - A Starter For Making Saké
• A Story About Magic
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• naive perceptions about software development
• You forget about everything for a few months and everything changes
• Conventional views about human cloning
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Think About Mutation
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• This scenario is about to self-destruct
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• A joke about tax collectors
• Quotes about robotic dinosaurs
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• More Songs About Buildings and Food
• LPPR: Illegal Speech About Drugs
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Stories about the injury of male genitalia
• Something about parts of you
• Tell me about your secret places
• About my crushes
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• This is Water
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Things About To Come My Way
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• A few crucial things about Conrad
• i had a dream about the future
• the one about the teddy bears
• Knowing your brain is about to grow outward, a flower in full bloom
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• About Du Fu
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• What are you talking about?
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• Why nodes about Canada suck
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: Talking About Sex
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• The cool thing about the O&M building at A&M
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• All About Touching
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• a narrative about my relationship

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