The First Church of Heart-breaking, Life-taking and Fucking in the Streets

The Holy Trinity:

Johnny Cash - The Father
Willie Nelson - The Son
Waylon Jennings - The Holy Ghost

The 7 Pillars:

The 1st Pillar - It's all good
The 2nd Pillar - Nice guys finish last
The 3rd Pillar - Take all you want, but eat all you take
The 4th Pillar - The path of excess leads to the palace of wisdom
The 5th Pillar - Infect all systems
The 6th Pillar - A V8 engine's a good start for me
The 7th Pillar - Too much is never enough

The 11 Commandments:

The 1st Commandment - Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
The 2nd Commandment - I hunt whitetail all year 'round
The 3rd Commandment - I'm with stupid
The 4th Commandment - Keep your hands off my stuff
The 5th Commandment - Okahey
The 6th Commandment - Keep laughing, it's a long way to the bank
The 7th Commandment - Could I see some identification?
The 8th Commandment - Spelling counts
The 9th Commandment - Hush, feet
The 10th Commandment - Pull firmly, use both hands
The 11th Commandment - If you can't eat it or fuck it, kill it

The Holy Slogan:

Non serviam, motherfucker!

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