"That man has no fucking neck!"

aka the Narrator of the RHPS. Moves the plot along and instructs us on how to do the Time Warp.

Every time he appears on screen, audience members are encouraged to dash up to the screen and stroke the cleft in his chin with their hands, yelling "Chin sex!"

Played in the movie by Charles Gray.

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