Findings:

• The Greatest Story Ever Told
• the best damned story ever written
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Greatest Story Ever Told
• The Shortest Story Ever Told
• Best smoke I've ever had
• Shortest science fiction story ever
• the best Christmas present ever
• The best thing ever
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Longest science fiction story ever
• The best formation pilot I ever saw
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• The shortest detective story ever
• The Ten Best Metal Lyrics Ever
• The Shoes Told the Whole Story
• Best Week Ever
• The best teacher I ever had
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Best Death Ever
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• never know who told it best
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
• A thousand stories never told
• The best line I ever used
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The best comeback ever
• The best magic trick you've ever seen
• Batman
• Batman Returns
• Batman and Robin
• Batman Beyond
• Jingle Bells, Batman smells
• Batman: The Dark Knight Returns
• Batman: The Animated Series
• I am not Batman
• Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
• Batman: Year One
• Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
• Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker edit list
• Batman the Ride
• The Adventures of Batman & Robin
• Batman: The Dark Knight Strikes Again
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• John Batman
• Batman Knight Flight
• Superman & Batman Generations; An Imaginary Tale Timeline Guide
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1939; The Vigilantes
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1949; Family Matters
• Batman Air Base
• Superman & Batman Generations: An Imaginary Tale - 1959; Strange Days
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Superman/Batman #1-6
• Batman: Nevermore #1
• Batman, Turkey
• Batman River
• Superman/Batman #8-13
• Batman and Robin and The Phantom of the Opera: a comparative study
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• holy hell batman (user)
• The Batman Handbook
• Batman: Year 100
• Planetary/Batman: Night on Earth
• Batman / The Spirit: Crime Convention
• Batman and the Mad Monk
• Batman: The Long Halloween
• Ninja Batman and the Black and White City
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• Superman is really Clark Kent, Bruce Wayne is really Batman
• Nature vs. Batman
• Batman: Arkham Asylum
• Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Batman as a Republican idol
• Batman: Arkham City
• Batman / Elmer Fudd #1
• The House that Haunted Batman
• Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
• best users (usergroup)
• Best viewed with any browser
• Best Buy
• Best Of, Volume 1
• The Best Damn Band in the Land
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Milwaukee's Best
• Best of the Best
• At least you tried your best
• Banting and Best
• Best way to a man's heart
• best boy
• on my best days
• Man's best friend
• The best sky
• The best kind of tree
• Revenge is a dish best served cold
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Best Brains
• the best things in life are free
• Hope for the best
• best moment of absolute peace
• The best drugs are taken through the eyes
• best interest
• Falling in love with your best friend
• The Best of Both Worlds, Part I
• Best Light
• What Germans do best
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• Some of my best friends are
• bilby
• Blaine
• my best Patrick
• What is best in life?
• The Best Thing in the World
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• the best look of lipstick
• Best Seller List
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• Sometimes the best defense is a good offense
• Best Time
• The best thing since sliced bread
• How to find your new best friend
• best buddies
• Best Customer
• My best friend, Josh
• The best interview advice I received
• Why I stopped shopping at Best Buy
• best friends
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Some of my best friends are...
• Best Actor
• Best Actress
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• The best places to get your books
• The best part of having a roommate is getting to bitch about them incessantly
• The Next Best Thing
• Wet Shorts: The Best of Liquid Television
• Made from the best stuff on earth
• Eggland's Best
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• Kissing your best friend
• Memories of my best friend
• How to get the best value for your tax dollar
• My best dead friend
• Imports are never the best
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I did my best and failed abysmally
• laughter is the best medicine
• Best of the Beast
• Why Starbucks Isn't Seattle's Best Coffee
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Amateurs make the best techno
• the best teachers assume nothing
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• Canada's newest and best referendum idea
• The Best Men's Room in the Boston Area
• How do we find the very best clock?
• Best of XYZ volume 3
• Cell phone holder
• Everyone acts from the best intentions

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