The Beaver Who Built His Dam from Penises

Cock Up Your Beaver	It's obvious you've never owned a penis	Raised in the woods by a pack of wild dykes	"He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
Enormous Penis	There was a man with tongue of wood	Home Depot	just a life-support system for a penis
Piracy Quest 2007	The penis mightier than the sword	Put the wood in the hole	If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
Beavers	beaver	crap

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