Sometimes a dumb idea just grabs you and won't let go. I was going to take the first search hit, but I opted for singability instead. Please sing out loud while reading the node. You can punish me when you finish.

On the first search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the sixth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the seventh search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eighth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Eight Drunken Immortals, Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the ninth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Nine Inch Nails, Eight Drunken Immortals, Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the tenth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Ten Thousand Things, Nine Inch Nails, Eight Drunken Immortals, Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the eleventh search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Ten Thousand Things, Nine Inch Nails, Eight Drunken Immortals, Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.

On the twelfth search of Christmas, E2 Search box gave to me:
twelve labors of Hercules, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Ten Thousand Things, Nine Inch Nails, Eight Drunken Immortals, Seven Deadly Sins, six degrees of freedom,
Lord of the Rings,
Four pounds of sunlight, Three fingered salute, Two thumbs up and a partridge in a pear tree.


Sadly, the original lyric used Two Turtles Fucking and High Lords of Linux, both since deleted from the database. Eight Orders of Wizardry was retired purely for variety's sake.

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