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• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• virus of the brain
• knowledge is a virus
• orphan virus
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• The Honour System Virus
• Spider Virus
• Visna virus
• The do it yourself virus
• Borna virus
• ƒvirus (user)
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• With him it was always like
• stealth virus
• CAPS LOCK virus alert
• filterable virus
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The Doomsday Virus
• the plural of virus
• Phillip Virus
• Virus
• Virus B-23
• West Nile virus
• Access Virus
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• gallego virus
• Norwalk Virus
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• The EICAR standard anti virus test file
• Creating a unique strain of your favorite trojan virus
• pet virus 2_root (category)
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Good Times virus
• Windows ME: The Virus Addition
• yellow fever virus
• Word begets image, and image is virus
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Hendra virus
• open-source virus
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• If I was beautiful like you
• polymorphic virus
• Virus 100
• alpha virus
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• meme virus
• Navidad Virus
• Sendai virus
• Uploading Virus
• Neurolinguistic Virus
• Epstein-Barr virus
• Respiratory Syncytial Virus
• computer virus
• virus hoaxes
• Retro virus
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• Why it has become easier to program a virus
• hemadsorption virus
• Cyrus The Virus
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Herpes Simplex
• I love you virus
• Marburg virus
• if music were a woman
• There was a man and a woman
• It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
• The first computer virus
• Outlook Virus of the Month club
• hanta virus
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• macro virus
• Klingerman Virus
• cytoplasmic polyhedrosis virus group
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• AI virus
• Michelangelo virus
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• What if architecture was like web design?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• language is a virus
• pet virus 2 (user)
• flesh-eating virus
• How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
• Concept Virus
• Feline Immunodeficiency Virus
• DNA tumor virus
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• A man needs a woman like a bicycle needs a fish
• General Public Virus
• Human immunodeficiency virus
• parainfluenza virus
• Urinating like a woman
• Language is a virus from outer space
• human T-lymphotropic virus
• Simian immunodeficiency virus
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• productivity virus
• gullibility virus
• tobacco mosaic virus
• sig virus
• killer virus
• The China Virus
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The Great American Dollar Bill Blessing Virus
• Adeno Associated Virus
• The Virus' Dream
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• Ramen Virus
• high egg passage virus
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Pet Virus (user)
• canine parvo virus
• vesicular stomatitis virus
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Nipah virus
• Christmas Card Virus
• virus (user)
• treat me like a woman
• meme virus meme
• Virus hoax
• The Virus' Domain
• Dangerous Virus (X)
• Hybris Virus
• variola virus
• Tab completion is an infectious brain virus
• Omega Virus
• Mind Virus
• Men like large amounts of kinetic energy
• I Don't Like Mondays
• joy is like curing hiccups
• I don't like moving.
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Why men like lesbians
• Language is like a river
• Half-sour pickle
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I like you; do you like me?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• I Love Hip Hop
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I like train stations and supermarkets
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Off like a prom dress
• Some like it in the pot, nine days old
• Loves me like a bottle
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• silence like a cancer grows
• A City Much Like San Francisco
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• smile like ashes and grey clouds
• Exact values of sine, cosine and tan
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• That Was Then, This is Now
• Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• I remember, there was one
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Olympia, Washington
• Food was purer in the good old days
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• My purity was little stickers I willingly gave away in exchange for hearts
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• If I was president
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken

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