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• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• nice from a distance
• So Far From Home
• apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• How many living things are there on earth?
• Why are there so many 1964 nickels?
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Why did so many animals return to the sea
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• So There We Were
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• Insulting softlinks
• There's Something About Mary
• Laughing at what we call cloudbursts and showers and drizzles; knowing these are not subtle enough to mean anything about what comes from the heavens
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• There's something about a funeral
• Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• I used to have so many dreams
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• You can't get there from here
• Nice Legs, Shame About Her Face
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• There is nothing left to cry about
• stop adoring from so far away
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Huddled shoulders and bent backs, like so many shadows
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• Things I've learned about lesbians from porn
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• How many melodies are there in the universe?
• So Many Roads
• There's nowt so queer as folk
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• So why talk about politics now
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• The Girl from Ipanema
• I have lost many things, so many
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• How many primes are there?
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• Things I've learned about vendors from working for a dealership
• All I Know About Science I Learned From Michael Crichton
• There were many who went in huddled procession
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• many far and lost from home (document)
• So Many Frequencies
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
• So there is death in my voice; what of it?
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• so many books
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Why are socks so darn good?
• What About Bob?
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• So young and already God is fading
• Stale, preconceived notions about the way women feel about sex
• so st.louis_root (category)
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• iam so happy (user)
• Japanese Words About Gardens T-Z
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• me so cute (user)
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• standard male disclaimer
• I don't feel the same way about you
• The Standard Oil Company
• What dogs dream about
• Sexual double standard is natural
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Minimal Supersymmetric Standard Model
• How To Think About God
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• The more you eat, the more there are
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• You put your weed in there
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• there is no existing mythology
• The children of Palestine
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Why there are seven days in a week
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Confusing parable about fish 2
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• example of slogan about drugs
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• In Oxford City There Dwelt a Fair Maid
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• Ramblin' Wreck from Georgia Tech
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• There Was A Friend
• Guerilla Aphorisms From Schiphol Airport
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Where the stadium money came from
• Kent Montana and the Really Ugly Thing From Mars
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• How do you stop a rhino from charging?
• Argument From Contingency
• Moving a SharePoint portal from one drive to another
• Warning from Dual Shock instructions on the Sony Playstation
• The world from a Vespa
• Cleo from 5 to 7
• A month from a skylark, a half from a finch, a little from a wagtail and not a day from a swallow
• The Lady from Shanghai
• Ecstasy and relief from Parkinson's Disease
• A note from Hubert Humphrey to Tommy James & the Shondells
• Gay Niggers from Outer Space
• Theme from Star Trek
• Making alcohol from a watermelon
• High School Yearbook from the Manzanar Concentration Camp
• Public announcement from US State Dept. advising worldwide caution
• Searching E2 from Mozilla Firefox
• Revenge of the Killer Robots From Hell
• Tales From The Hudson
• The Hike From Hell. An Appalachian Trail E2 Noder Meet of Truly Nietzschean Proportions.
• Big Willy from Philly_root (category)
• From the Earth to the Moon: 13: Stones Hill
• Charles de Gaulle's televised address from the Elysee palace: April 25, 1969
• Notes from the Underground: Preface
• Fish from the sky
• From Within
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• Too Many Daves
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• I have too many clothes
• American Fast Food Restaurants Exploit Many a Culture
• How many elephants
• One fly amongst many
• Note to self: be nice

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