• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• words hiss into me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• You say you love; but with a voice
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Sugar and shit in the same bag; she lost the battle but is winning the war
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Beer butt chicken
• Trust but verify
• It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• scarred but sexy (user)
• A crowded subway car
• Zap me
• What, me worry?
• I vs. me
• You like me, you really like me!
• given to me in pieces
• I wouldn't date me
• Please Kill Me
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• get off me
• kiss me quick
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Plead for me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Strangers talk to me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Lay me down in this long grass
• my midterm raped me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• You Will Call Me Kompressor
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Tickle Me Elmo
• Spare Me a Little of Your Love
• Pentax ME Super
• So much it scares me
• Break Me Shake Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• My New York will die with me
• Dont come near me (user)
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• In three glorious words you destroyed me
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• Save me, Sabrina Fair
• Honestly, Writing Disgusts Me
• I really really scared myself this evening
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I myself am war
• Every Which Way but Loose
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Cat Butt
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Tanks But No Tanks
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• butt rock
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• flash crowd
• Please Please Me
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You remind me of the Babe
• Why Robert Heinlein bugs the hell out of me
• Return to me
• Hard-code me, baby!
• Hear me now
• Augusta, Maine
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• If you could see me cry
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Let me count all the pieces
• I want you inside me
• 80s music made me gay
• /me misses sensei
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• All For Me Grog
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• Take me to the bridge
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• Tell me what to dream
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• Come Talk To Me
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Leigh me (user)
• sky loves me (user)
• skinny me (user)
• can u c me i guess n_root (category)
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• Globalization and Me
• Streetlights woke me; they left me tired
• the very fact that i cannot see your eyes is what burdens me
• emo me (user)
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn (user)
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• Song Of Myself
• My withdrawal into myself
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• Applaud
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• But there are NUNS watching us!

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