The Dozens

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(thing) by SheThing (5.1 y) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu May 04 2000 at 0:24:08
A verbal insult game popular among African Americans. The exact origins are unknown but it appears to draw heavily from African oral traditions. The style can be "clean" or "dirty". Clean dozens jokes usually attack appearance or intelligence or style of dress. For example: "Your sister is so ugly, she'd make a freight train take a dirt road." Jokes about one's mamma (and/or sexually inspired jokes)are usually considered "dirty dozens": "Your momma so fat, she broke her leg and gravy came out"
(thing) by smartalix (1.8 d) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Tue Feb 25 2003 at 16:37:20
Usually considered an aspect of Black urban life, playing the dozens has come into vogue in mainstream America due to the spread of hip-hop and rap music. In fact, part of the origin of rap music involves rival DJs and gang leaders at dance clubs playing the dozens. It is also known as dissing, cracking, snapping, and ribbing, among other terms.

Basically, it involves two or more people throwing "snaps", or quick insults at one another. It is more than a game, it is a fight for supremacy of cool. Fast thinking and verbal agility are very important, as it is not only what you say, but how quickly you say it. It is also important to throw out more insults than your opponent. There is no tit-for-tat in the dozens. The best way to win is to leave your opponent without a retort while you pour a stream of invective over them.

The volume of your voice is not important. In fact, raising your voice will often be interpreted by onlookers as a loss of composure. Remember, it's about cool as much as it is about insults.

Insults about a person's mother, clothes, and income level are the most popular. Rhyming insults are worth extra.

It is also the name of a novel by William D. Pease.

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