Findings:

• That was a joke, son.
• This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
• Of the Birth of Volsung, the Son of Rerir, who was the Son of Sigi
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Selkie Son
• Vancouver, Washington
• It was all God's fault
• WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The teachers thought I was insane
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• The Girl Was a Guy
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Papa Was a Rodeo
• A knock there was upon the door
• man when you are telling me how it was
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
• Pirate jokes
• The peg-legged pig
• Truly Tasteless Jokes
• May your only son strike you down
• James Boag and Son
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• Saga of King Harald Grafeld and of Earl Hakon Son of Sigurd
• You see, my son, here time changes into space
• God son (user)
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• When I was your age
• Cybersex before it was cool
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Leather-bound organizer
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• no aru taka wa tsume o kakusu
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• I was meant for this
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
• Creative Nomad Jukebox Zen
• There once was a man from St. Paul
• There was a time before
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• CowboyNeal joke
• The Traveling Salesman joke
• The Old Texas Joke
• Son of Sam
• The Story of the Second Calender, Son of a King
• Son of Star Wars
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• I am a son of the South
• Father, Son, and Unholy Feaster
• I almost lost my son
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• I was very, very drunk
• Where Once Life Was
• Even the moon was wrong
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• It was nice working with you
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• She was a Surrealist Woman, She was like a Figure in a Dream
• Alice's body art was unique
• This was my mountain. You call it your valley.
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• I was a teenage time traveling combat waitress
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• I knew it was over the moment I bought those shoes
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• Subhanahu wa ta'ala
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• this is unlike the story it was written to be
• Leprechaun Joke
• Unfinished joke
• Dirty Jokes (category)
• Son of the Beach
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• The Widow's Son
• Jesus the Son of Man
• My Two Sons
• kiss my brilliant daughter, my homeborn son
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew
• Now that was a scary ending
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• I was a teenage Bukowski
• Before you, there was me
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• I was disillusioned
• The night a princess was captured
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• Daleks and stairs
• SI prefix jokes
• physics jokes
• Elephant jokes
• Native Son
• Trinh Cong Son
• Roy Rogers and The Sons of the Pioneers
• Inscription For My Little Son's Silver Plate
• The Son of Kong
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was

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