Findings:

• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• unfinished (like me)
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Do you like me?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• like you love me
• People without spines annoy me.
• The benefits of famous people marrying me
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• A kind of calm like no other
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Bleed Like Me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• and the people look like flowers at last
• These aren't the sorts of people you are supposed to like
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Stuff White People Like: A Kierkegaardian View
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• You like me, you really like me!
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• These people are still happening to me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Japanese people like to play games
• A Doll Like Me
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Why old people piss me off
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• My aunt doesn't like them
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• stuff white people like
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• Look siad me Be like me
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• There are a million girls like me out there
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• I kind of like doing the dishes
• insulting people you like
• You're like a brother to me
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• You people disgust me
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Different kinds of people
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Dead Like Me
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• My Company Likes Me
• Black Like Me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• If you told me this never happened
• consulting is kind of like an open relationship
• People Like Us
• He brings me books like flowers
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• treat me like a woman
• Walk Like Me
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• People confuse me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• I like to kick people with my fists
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• I like you; do you like me?
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• She doesn't need me anymore
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• all of these people are me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Republican Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• worse things have happened to better people
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Kind of Like Spitting
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• In Downriver Factory Towns, People Are Looking For Hope in a New Kind of Smoke
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• People just expect things from me
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Women only like me for my mind
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Loves me like a bottle
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• What happened?
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• Variation within kind
• Break me. I'm elated.
• The Kinds of Things
• Save Me
• The Best Kind of Motorcycle is a Horse
• Why is this lying bastard lying to me?
• Some Kind of Weather
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Trip Like I Do
• Tell me more
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value

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