Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• Have One On Me
• Words that only have one context
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Have you ever thought
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I have one whole anus
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I could have been one of a two
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• The Wild Colonials
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• eventually, everything will have its own wiki
• heard
• Another county heard from
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• No one knows my plan
• Commerce One
• Of our Methods of Recognizing one another
• Surah 73 The Enshrouded One
• War Without End, Part One
• Grand Rapidians - Part One
• Weird Richard and The One Tree
• one silent second
• Take one for the team
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
• A Cathedral of One
• Day One
• The Other Ones
• I was the center of gravity of Chicago for one beautiful Saturday
• Just One Of Those Days
• A Live One
• Trivial Pursuit, the battle of the sexes, and one very smart little cookie
• Back to square one
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• E2 to your handheld, one node at a time
• UK Number One singles of 1979
• Unicode One
• One if by land, two if by sea
• See one, do one, teach one
• one way function
• The Fez...Episode One
• Let's get just one thing straight
• True Sight - Chapter One
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• UK Number One singles of 2006
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• The first ever Central Maryland Impromptu Noder Gathering
• Rejected science fiction ideas, part one
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• It furthers one to undertake something
• Longest science fiction story ever
• Ever Falling (user)
• One Male (user)
• The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
• Mara, the Evil One
• It's as if the fact that language can only ever provide an approximate representation of reality somehow makes reality inadequate.
• The Scariest Eurovision Songs Ever
• Once upon a time in Carlsbad Springs
• from Brooklyn to Okinawa: letter one
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• if tables could express gratitude, this one did
• Sex with a chicken
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I want to have your abortion
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear

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