Although a true recipe for a kick-ass chilli, I must warn you that after a plate of this, flatulence will abound. Scientists are wondering why there is a hole in the ozone layer in the Southern Hemisphere, here’s a clue:

In a large pot boil the shit out of the following ingredients:

Stir until mixed and cooked through. Simmer for a bit to get the flavour right through the mince.

This is damn nice the next day too, reheated in the nuclear-wave and put on toast.

Feel free to add your own chilli recipes below. I have made this one up over years of experimenting with various ingredients, with many failures.

Happy fart-feast!

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