That's right, the
Tapeworm Diet! You too can be as thin as
Callista Flockheart with just a few of these babies helping you eat your way to a
thinner you! Now you can down
entire meals and not gain an
ounce because these are the hungriest tapeworms ever!
Genetically engineered to munch the
fat out of food, not the
flavor, so that
you stay on your diet whether you like it or not! Eat whatever you like, you'll stay as
fit as a fiddle -- being able to see your ribs through your back is all the rage now in
Hollywood!
That's right, the Tapeworm Diet (tm) - hurry and order before midnight tonight and you'll receive a second can of tapeworms! With TWICE as many tapeworms raging through your intestines, the pounds will just melt away right before your eyes! Remember the name - the Tapeworm Diet. Accept NO substitutions!