That's right, the Tapeworm Diet! You too can be as thin as Callista Flockheart with just a few of these babies helping you eat your way to a thinner you! Now you can down entire meals and not gain an ounce because these are the hungriest tapeworms ever! Genetically engineered to munch the fat out of food, not the flavor, so that you stay on your diet whether you like it or not! Eat whatever you like, you'll stay as fit as a fiddle -- being able to see your ribs through your back is all the rage now in Hollywood!

That's right, the Tapeworm Diet (tm) - hurry and order before midnight tonight and you'll receive a second can of tapeworms! With TWICE as many tapeworms raging through your intestines, the pounds will just melt away right before your eyes! Remember the name - the Tapeworm Diet. Accept NO substitutions!

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