Where did I put that?
Somewhere near Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people I got lost in:
Gongoozler I dream of boats sailing jargon Calliope Pirates of the Caribbean Contradictions don't exist Dread Pirate Roberts The last (and best) day of high school The Apples (in stereo) Everyone except me is having a picnic on the moon Node what you don't know Romeo and Juliet nautical references If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old Grilled chicken and Vegetables with Mojo Sauce XP will not pay the rent Avast 1950 keelhauling Walking Man 9 How to defeat a robot tank Pirated software Henry Morgan Jurassic Park Good Pirate/Bad Pirate They own the pack while we play the three card trick The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie Butterfly Pineapple Yarr white noise iceowl's adventure quest class envy Factual Tortuga Mau sound test Giving waiting staff a hard time If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane Captain Dread You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette dash The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up fringe Catch of the day Caligula Deftones Eat poop you cat Withnail And I I ran over an old woman with her own car Treasure Island Basic Faire Accent nachos LeChuck Captain McAllister Manos funny fat guy who dies Robert Lionel Fanthorpe Muppet Treasure Island Editor Log: October 15, 2000 Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me Texas Human Characteristics in Primates Sylvar HEB E2 Bugs Ensconce John Luther Long I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening nipple pastie You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up Sea dog Fags Monkey Island Insults brogue Alphington Categorical Imperative Don't node drunk aye Quantum Fingers piratical derogatory Ahoy Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth Tips on Finding a Psychiatrist for You Piracy helps software companies C minor Two States, Five Senses: The Michigan and New York Apple Gathering July 31, 2001 Noding Ideas Never Mind The Buzzcocks I wish I liked cigarettes Pirish pragmatic realism Top 10 dial-a-pirate I want to be a pirate when I grow up Aztec Cabin Boy Hunt the Wumpus Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue! Constantinople vorpal Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God Software Piracy Queen Alright Indiana Jones All your base are belong to us Why fucking cows is a bad idea Segnbora The Potato Eaters food Everything Filth The difference between reply and reply to all Professor Frink Jolly Roger Sailor Mercury The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover Waking Life GIS Hostis Humani Generis Save the soft places. Sleep on rocks What Shall We Do with the Drunken Sailor? Analog speech synthesis scallywag Death Of The Incredible Hulk Excuse me sir, you're making a scene Long John sin Blackbeard asshole euro Soggy Biscuit Downy Wrinkle Releaser Shiver me timbers October 20, 2003 Captain Jack Sparrow Grand Prix Love means never having to say you're sorry She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines Yes Companion parrot behavior and training What's the matter with kids today? The Disco Biscuits Mr Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky Ching! Talk like a pirate day Anne Bonny Starman EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election I was very, very drunk Fun with disposable cameras Pirates! Where to go swimming in the Rhine Where did I put those darn tomatoes? Conquistador John Lomax Maddox Ebonics began with pirates Hard to Handle Never whistle while you're pissing Bust out the biscuits, strike up the band Protégé Why masturbating with Icy Hot is a bad idea Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea Havoc on the High Seas Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick arr Americans on injustice: "Fuck it" Don't touch me when I'm on a boat Pirate jokes Bonnie Tyler ren-festy To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor Law of Gross Tonnage The Pyrates Captain Morgan Fred Leuchter Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile. Captain Pugwash You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love. Dodgeball Clockwork Orange The Princess Bride Coming out of the closet kawaii Long John Silver's Zen standing off to the side of the lobby, watching the hostess adjust her hair nautical termsJack Pirate's Booty cutlass Watching the disk defrag Walk the plank Pirate Pete Dictatorship noding spree SpongeBob SquarePants Original Theme Highlights Mafia Vs. Ninja InterCaps a total loss of control over her life Frigging in the Rigging Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975 Write like a Hacker eye patch syndicated Come As You Are Bristol Privateer Pronotary endometriosis Maximum PC June 1, 2005 The Pirates of Dark Water The seafarer's fear of the sodium count Teenie bopper Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl This sentence is in English while you're not looking Clean bill of health archaeologist The Last Temptation of Christ The problem with pirating awkward silence Chickenwire Pusser's Rum Ar How to talk like Jacques Derrida pizza Wendigo Can You Forgive Her? end Arrr, I `ave a dreamlog, me harties there's a spider in my keyboard Russian roots Puzzle Pirates PGP Original Pirate Material Turing Machine Mac Daddy Flotsam and Jetsam One of us There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic Five pirates problem buccaneer The Everything People Registry : United States : Pennsylvania You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad. The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock Pirate Radio Gail Hightower Be yourself Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut Criminal Code of Canada - Part II Offences Against Public Order The Hulk Space Hulk Jason's Soliloquy Nightrider RedTalespin And then we'll invade Russia Good idea, Bad idea The surprising and peculiar poetry of sailor's speech Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date You charm'd me not with that fair faceI Don't Like Mondays A summer's evening (erotica) Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too! Francis Drake switch mode power supply ♥ I'm related to people I don't relate to The Incredible Hulk scurvy Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space Six String Samurai whiskey Wild and Crazy Guy groceries Yar Vagina Envy Counter-Strike Getting drunk with editor powers Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek Rhine Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing. Friends don't let friends node drunk Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired Stephen Malkmus bots Mary Read Arrcade Fusion Dialogue Teri Garr Ebonics Nodespotting Pirates of the Spanish Main Democrats struggling to gain control of pirate demographic Irregular Shannen Doherty Regurgitator Nutty Adventure Courses warship Count Chocula To me, cigarettes are food Happy Birthday Fathom The Pirates Of Everything If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trekkeelhaul Captain Blood The Book of Job Women who purr emotional intelligence No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right URL escape sequences Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem Murdered by pirates is good! The Smugglers Grog Today I looked Death in the eyes and smiled Aloha Long John Silver Nice shoes, wanna fuck? Guybrush Threepwood Gladiator E2 HTML tags : Chapter 2 Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on The sky rained tears. I was sure. Facebook That's it. I quit team sanity. ARQ The Purple Turtle love letter Spongebob Squarepants monkey Not only pirates say "Arrrr" Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest Exotic Scales I have asked my library to ban a book she left her handwriting all over the calendar July 18, 2007 No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down Bristol L Freshman Fifteen counter-wart conversation So you are 14 now Captain Haddock pirate Cut The (idea) Technique up Lily-liveredpothead August 9, 2003 R Five Weeks Before the Mast The day Anubis hit on me A Pirate Looks At Forty Everything Quests - The High Seas Jesse Winchester cut lunch E2 Annex homeopathic cure for a chest cold Whydah When Frederic Was a Little Lad Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest The Pirates Code Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates Why I love Everything2 The things we remember An Moendagsoem vaera isk en Pyrat Unreal Tournament 2003 The shirt that always gets me hit on We met to discuss homework Queen Anne's Revenge Ninja Pirate Monkey Cookies Joe Mainsail Somali pirates Landlubber Izchak Miller Squadron The Pirate and the Ninja wonderful