Findings:

• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Urban Ritual
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• Taking over the world using cows
• Advice for using customer service
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Good Advice
• Tuco's advice
• Pentatonic and diatonic soloing advice for guitar
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm seeing robots
• I'm good for it.
• I'm looking for a friend
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• Taking your fiance's last name
• Time to take the plunge
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• We could take our time
• Jefferson Airplane Takes Off
• Things to take to university
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• It Takes A Village
• No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• Deep sea salvage using fresh water balloons
• Using Chinese on E2
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• Dating Advice
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• I'll Take Manhattan
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• How to take a punch
• Take it from me
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• You can't take a picture of a man with a wooden leg
• Take the mickey
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Take your chainsaw and wield it recklessly
• but don't take my word for it
• Using Bayes' theorem and the Neyman-Pearson Lemma to decide
• Using windows, temporarily
• Shake Before Using...
• Tips for using GNU Emacs in MS Windows
• A Grandchild's Guide to Using Grandpa's Computer
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Some modest advice for graduate students
• Advice for buying a used Sun system
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• take into account
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Take On Me
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Giving a cat oral medication
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Take Down The Union Jack
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Using money to ease depression
• How to get rid of stress using a Q-tip rectal thermometer
• Using carrot seeds as birth control
• Using cron as an alarm clock
• Improving your vision with pinholes
• Most dating advice is as accurate as a Medieval medicine text
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Take the Drink
• Take off, eh
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• take a slash
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Time takes everything, softens it into something beautiful
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• The Fox Takes the Bear's Christmas Meal
• I'll take you home
• hope trumps disappointment and takes all its chips
• Powergirl takes off
• Using 'u' for 'you'
• Using a hard drive as a paperweight
• using a three-day-old screwdriver as an ashtray
• Using Arabic on E2
• Words of advice for young noders
• fatherly advice
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot

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